Mr. Hawthorne

My little Mr. James Hawthorne...

He is one of a kind

He is exasperating

He is so darn cute

He does and says the most funniest things ever

He makes me want to scream at least once a day

out of pure frustration...

James truly is a cool boy.

He keeps everyone laughing for sure!

But, oh my, he is work!

This week at 8am he wanted breakfast, and wanted it right now...

So being the super independent child he is,

he decided to get it himself...

dropping the entire stack of plates out of the pantry door in the process...

which resulted in almost an entire stack of plates shattered on the floor!

{sorry mom!}

We now owe my mom a big stack of plates!

~

Some people think I have made James a bit of a "girly boy"

and he does love his "man accessories" of a bow tie and suspenders.

He also love lipstick

and his hair jelled in the perfect spiked up hair style

But,

He also love guns

and his hunting shirt

and 4-wheelers.

His favorite magazines are Dirt Bike ones

He love to jump, climb and be filthy dirty.

He loves to gross people out with stinky feet, boogers and

tossing worms at them!

One day he found a dead chipmunk and wouldn't leave the poor thing alone

He insisted on poking it with sticks

and finally picking it up and scarring people with it!

{at least he kept that one outside!}

James favorite phrase is

"Ha Ha"

and he knows just when to use it to make people laugh!

One of his other favorites is still

"Nitro" {meaning Nitro Circus}

He will perform a little stunt of jumping off the end table

{or attempting the counter!}

and he will yell "Nitro"

as he jumps!

I think he really thinks he is jumping out of an airplane or some other scary thing!

~

James is also a defiant little guy.

Time out is a well used spot.

As are little swats.

Last weekend James got into big trouble...

during dinner he got upset because Daddy dared to help him put more beans on his plate

So James picked his plate up and dumped

all the food on the floor!

He got into big time trouble.

The next day for every meal he made sure to

tell Elsie

"no, no, no dump"

So helpful to his sister, I am sure!

~

I love James zest for Life

I love his fun spirit

I love his laughter

I hope he never looses his spunk and spirit!